I'm Bursting

Recently I've put on quite a lot of weight. It sort of crept up on me and I've ballooned.

When 'bee saw me bursting out of the seams of my dress at our company's CNY dinner, she asked in shock, "What have you been doing?"

My quick reply was simple. "Nothing!"

If I had been doing anything that requires more calories being expended I wouldn't have piled on all that excess weight so easily.

Now I really have to do something about it.