Girly Secrets

Jill complained to Nina, "Rosey told me that you told her
the secret I told you not to tell her."

"Well," replied Nina in a hurt tone, "I told her not to tell you I told her."

"Oh dear!" sighed Jill. "Well, don't tell her I told you that she told me."

Moral of the story: A secret is only a secret if you don't tell anyone.